So let’s pretend for a moment that I’m not a grown adult with a full-time job and a successful website. Let’s forget that I’ve spent the last few weeks completely disconnected from K-Pop because K-Indie is better on so many levels. I would prefer to leave that identity behind for just a second, so that I can vomit fangirl feels ALL OVER THIS NEW SUJU VIDEO HHHNNNNGHGHGHGHG.
DAMMIT SM ENTERTAINMENT! YOU ALWAYS WIN! You are the reason my brain and my reproductive organs will forever be at odds!
Super Junior is not even a good group! Only one or two of them can dance, only one or two of them can sing, two of them speak Chinese, and then there’s Siwon whose job is to be handsome. But I don’t have the heart to tell that to my ovaries. They wouldn’t care! They don’t even care that Siwon’s got the creepiest creepy pornstache in all of Korea, or that Zhou Mi‘s hair looks like a bowl cut I gave myself in pre-K. They’re spiraling out of control into a vortex of fangirl feels and there’s no chance of reeling them in. Goodbye ovaries, it was nice while it lasted.